An acquired taste

There's been an ungodly amount of free energy drinks in the newsroom.

Part of an upcoming piece by managing editor Ariel Cheung, several cases of complimentary energy drinks were brought to The News Record's main HQ so that we may test them against one another to find out which drink will fill the hypothetical trophy cup in glorious victory. My personal resort, being an economically-impaired college journalist with too little sleep and a deadline, is over consumption.

Without going too deep into what exactly is happening to my body, it'd be easiest to say my sleep scheduled has been impaled by hyperactive bolts of irresponsible energy, followed by bouts of sleepless, twitching evenings that somehow make it to dawn.

My personal favorite drink? Who is the winner?

Water!